These people don't know music so don't trust them:
We are currently werking as the cheap backing band for Hardy Slerg Wamon (without pay).

The Band (as of now):

Ponch Guest : Tiny Vocals
Tiny Wellum : Large Vocals
Armond Jerry : Noise
Rempus Chestpang : Another Noise
Monkey Guts : Slow crooning

Music So Good Your Mom Will Kill Herself

Full Album Out Now

1. Where Is My Mind?
2. Pony Diver
3. The American Dream
4. Coffin Lungs 
5. (In The Pines) Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
6. Hoola Babi