Has your life worn so thin that reading adverts in a public toilet seems to be the highlight of your existence?
You must be in the right place...
Insert Commercially Inoffensive Magazine Title Here (previously entitled Mom's Doing Drugs Again and I Think I Saw Dad Kissing Grandpa) is the second Eezy Sleez community publication following our first literary nightmare THIS IS LIFE NOW. It's been two years since then and we're back to uncover s'more uncensored, underground, and unhinged fringe creativity.
NOTE: SCROLL TO BOTTOM FOR MAGAZINE COVER COMPETITION DEETS.
COMPETITION ENDS JAN 2024
BEFORE SUBMITTING
Please read (or at least skim over) our first publication THIS IS LIFE NOW to get a feel for what we do.
Submissions extended to March 15th 2024
Keep an eye out on our Instagram for updates and notices!
WRITERS:
Please submit previously unpublished works (no longer than 3500 words) as a WORD document with YOUR NAME and THE TITLE OF THE WORK to eezysleez@gmail.com
Please also include a biography (no longer than 300 words) alongside your submission.
ARTISTS:
Please submit up to 5 artworks (300dpi or higher) as JPEG or PNG files titled with YOUR NAME and THE TITLE OF THE WORK to eezysleez@gmail.com
Please also include a biography (no longer than 300 words) alongside your submission.
SPECIALTY ARTICLES:
If you have a nifty (or lame) concept for an article, please send a proposal outline to eezysleez@gmail.com
Please include your name, title of your article, outline of contents, and how many pages you'll need.
INTERVIEWS:
If you're interested in being interviewed for our publication, please send a written biography alongside your website/social media links to eezysleez@gmail.com
WHAT WE WANT:
As mentioned above, our magazine focuses on the current underground arts culture and we're open to all kinds of creativity regardless of style or themes. This being said, we will prioritize satirical, gothic, humorous, shocking, or downright bizarre submissions. If it makes us laugh or vomit, you're probably doing the right thing.
WHAT WE DON'T WANT:
We don't want generic garbage that tastes like McDonald's burgers. Give that stuff to yer grandma.
AGREEMENT TO PUBLISH WORKS:
By submitting to our publication, you agree to the following:
1. You declare that your work is 100% owned by you and does not infringe on copyright.
2. Eezy Sleez will not be held responsible for any damages caused by publishing your work.
3. Eezy Sleez reserves the right to reject any submission without explanation.
4. You allow Eezy Sleez to publish your work without restriction.
5. You allow Eezy Sleez to publish your work without financial/monetary reimbursement or pay.
6. You allow your work to be published alongside potentially offensive content.
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT FROM US:
1. Eezy Sleez will not alter or manipulate your content without your prior consent.
2. Eezy Sleez will promote and publish your work in both hardcopy and digital formats.
3. Artists will maintain their own copyrights and are free to publish their content elsewhere.
4. Eezy Sleez will not censor any content or submissions.
5. Eezy Sleez will happily be your new mom.
MAGAZINE COVER COMPETITION:
That's right! You heard right! Submit your very own cover design and maybe (just maybe) it'll end up as the official magazine cover.
Neat huh... So here's the deal...This is a totally free competition which is to say it will cost absolutely nothing to enter.
You can create whatever you want as long as it does not step on the rules outlined above.
All artworks must be submitted in high-quality JPEG and PNG formats.
Artworks are preferred to be 1:1.414 ratio, however, all sizes and shapes are considered.
Unfortunately, only one artist can win... BUT DON'T CRY! All artworks have the potential to be featured somewhere in the magazine, on our website, or on our social media. Some artworks may be considered for promotional usage (posters, postcards, etc). This will only be done with your consent and approval. Additionally, all artists will be credited appropriately.
COMPETITION ENDS JAN 2024
By submitting to our competition, you agree to the following:
1.You declare that your work is 100% owned by you and does not infringe on copyright blah blah.
2. Eezy Sleez will not be held responsible for any damages caused by publishing your work.
3. Eezy Sleez reserves the right to reject any submission without explanation.
4. You allow Eezy Sleez to publish your work without restriction.
5. You allow Eezy Sleez to publish your work without financial/monetary reimbursement or pay.
6. You allow your work to be published alongside potentially offensive content.
Please send all submissions and proposals to eezysleez@gmail.com
